The iPhone's Last Stand

(stratechery.com)

32 points | by swolpers 2 hours ago

14 comments

  • economistbob 4 minutes ago
    They see "thin is in" and I see remote servers now watching everything on your screen or within audio visual range. Eventually the only jobs will be at the intel agencies watching the data feeds from all the rabble so they can ascertain who is mouthy enough to whack and charge the others by the word for what used to be processed locally for free.

    Of all the things they could build, why must they pick this future...

  • wiseowise 1 hour ago
    iPhone's last stand? More like Microsoft's last stand. Nobody wants their garbage hardware and software outside of enterprise shmucks more interested in filling their pockets with fat contract money than delivering value.

    > The reason is obvious when you think about it: enterprises are paying for their employees’ time, so of course they are willing to pay for tools that make those employees more productive

    Is that why there are billions dollars wasted in useless Microsoft subscriptions and services?

    > consumers, on the other hand, are mostly looking to waste time, which is why attention-harvesting advertising is the only software business model that works at scale for consumer services.

    What a callous view of people. Who's your benchmark? TikTok addicted kids?

    > What they do want to do is watch short-form video

    Yeah, it seems so.

    • cultofmetatron 54 minutes ago
      > What a callous view of people. Who's your benchmark? TikTok addicted kids?

      brother, we are all walking around with a supercomputer in our pocket thats capable of accessing the sum total of human knowledge and yet we're still stuck with people who think the earth is flat.

      • skywhopper 4 minutes ago
        I think you have the causation backwards: we have people thinking the world is flat because they can access the sum total of human knowledge, both true and false. There’s so much available, with similar production values, that going down brainwashing rabbit holes like flat earth, anti-vax, and more is a lot easier than it has ever been before.
      • yladiz 22 minutes ago
        Access to knowledge doesn’t mean you automatically acquire that knowledge.
        • koolba 9 minutes ago
          Sadly access to knowledge strongly correlates with access to mindless entertainment that competes with the absorption of said knowledge.

          If you grow up in a house in the woods with every math book known to man, but nothing else, you will eventually read them.

          But if that house also has every comic book, porno mag, animal bloopers, etc, you’ll never pick one up.

      • wiseowise 37 minutes ago
        > brother, we are all walking around with a supercomputer in our pocket thats capable of accessing the sum total of human knowledge and yet we're still stuck with people who think the earth is flat.

        And even more people believe there's an old man on a cloud judging everyone, so what?

        • Forgeties79 12 minutes ago
          I’m not religious but there’s a significant difference here.

          Burden of proof is on the person making the assertion in both cases, but we can’t prove without a doubt that god doesn’t exist even if we don’t feel there’s enough evidence to suggest he is. There is, however, concrete evidence the earth isn’t flat, so no matter who the burden is on it’s demonstrably false.

          Put another way: You can concretely observe without a doubt that not only is the earth not flat, but also that it can’t be flat. We can’t confidently say god can’t exist.

      • coldtea 34 minutes ago
        >and yet we're still stuck with people who think the earth is flat.

        I'd take those over the people who want to shove AI down our throats any day of the week!

      • baal80spam 53 minutes ago
        This hurts.
    • imglorp 34 minutes ago
      I think Microsoft does have a point here: hosted services and thin clients are going to make money. (1) Their main focus is selling services, selling you, selling your data, and showing you ads. Children are being raised to think that asking chat to add two numbers is normal; they will enter the workplace in this state. Everything for MS is a service: this is going to work for them. And (2) because those hosted services will also replace some jobs, as the enterprise schmucks want.
      • engineer_22 14 minutes ago
        How is that different than using a calculator
        • imglorp 4 minutes ago
          Kids are absolutely using chat for calculator tasks.

          There was a meme going around last week where a child saw a phone calculator app and remarked "wow there's an AI just for math".

          This is frightening. A whole generation that will not, and can not, think. At all.

        • ceejayoz 11 minutes ago
          It's less likely to be accurate, it's slower, and far less efficient as a bonus.
    • Traubenfuchs 40 minutes ago
      > Is that why there are billions dollars wasted in useless Microsoft subscriptions and services?

      Microsoft is still simply one of the very best at enterprise dealmaking.

  • QuadmasterXLII 1 hour ago
    i was under the impression that the 2024 apple intelligence rollout was something of a victory: Apple realized that the majority of people don't actually want this stuff forced on them at the os level, and the ai maximalists all used apple anyways via clawbot (including purchasing an additional apple device, the mini!) because of apples non-ai-specific commitment to phone computer interop.

    Certainly the copilot button in ms paint did nothing to attract the clawbot ecosystem to windows

    • threetonesun 55 minutes ago
      I say this every time: the average person never wants to hear the letters A and I. Not because it has a negative connotation, but because they don’t care how their phone gets them an answer to “when is my dentist appointment” they just want it to do it.
      • Gigachad 47 minutes ago
        At least for consumer software, AI is synonymous with annoying nagware forcing itself in your way.
        • jorisw 28 minutes ago
          I think you're trying to say, the term 'AI' is _associated_ with chatbots being added in places (websites mostly) where they are more of a nuisance than added value.

          OpenAI's ChatGPT is AI consumer software and is a hit, albeit mostly free tier users.

      • frizlab 34 minutes ago
        Exactly. Even though Siri is completely lost today, my friend asks it a number of random things, all she wants is an answer. Currently it redirects to the web, it’s enough for her. I told her “next year it’ll work!” And boom. We’re in the EU. Sad.
  • MyelinatedT 14 minutes ago
    This Microsoft notion of “devices that don’t stand alone but surround you” sounds an awful lot like Google’s “ambient computing” of yonder.
  • mg 33 minutes ago

        you will be surrounded by an ecosystem of
        devices, none of which stand alone, but are
        more like portals to interact with your agents
    
    I would be really happy with my phone + headphones as the device I use most. But only if I could use Gemini (or ChatGPT or Grok or any other chat agent) in voice mode and say "SSH into my GitHub Codespace soandso and implement feature soandso.". And it replies "Did it. I told copilot (or codex or whatever coding agent lives on that VM) to implement the feature".

    And then a minute later I could ask it "Is copilot done yet?" and it replies "No, looks like it is still working on it". And then a minute later I ask again. It replies "Yes, it finished. It updated chart.py and styles.css.".

    But it looks like none of the chat agents with voice interface have such a connector at the moment? An SSH connector would be the most useful. But a "GitHub Codespace connector" or something like that would also do.

    I wonder if that will be a missing piece for long. If so, I would build an agent with voice mode and ssh connector myself. But I guess it should come out from the big guys any moment now?

  • kilroy123 38 minutes ago
    I am still convinced that Apple is slowly working its way to smart glasses. And that *this* is the Next Big Thing. Frankly, the future is very good AR glasses that just work.

    - iPhone Air to cram everything into a small space

    - Vision pro - a new OS for looking at things and interacting

    - Better Siri and AI that works with voice

    - Smart local model / routing to big models in the cloud

    - integration with wearables (air pods and watches)

    • Peanuts99 9 minutes ago
      This would not be a net benefit to society.
    • mschuster91 18 minutes ago
      Smart glasses aren't well-liked by the mainstream population. The term "glasshole" exists for a reason.
      • infecto 15 minutes ago
        Never have even heard of the word before.
  • thenthenthen 36 minutes ago
    On step into the markets in Shenzhen and you will know it is not over. That new foldy iphone is a bit dodgy tho..
  • saberience 57 minutes ago
    Last Stand? This is rather strong language and overselling the situation, for clicks I guess.

    You might re-title the article instead, "The iPhone holds its ground", and it would be a more realistic title. But perhaps garnering less clicks.

    I've always thought Ben Thompson is strong on enterprise and b2b topics but super weak on everything consumer related, he simply doesn't seem to understand consumer behavior (he has zero empathy or ability to project his mind into the average person's mind)

    E.g. Ben was sure iPhone air would be a massive hit because he himself loved it. (It's struggled as people don't like the smaller battery life).

    Ben was sure the Vision Pro would be a huge hit because he himself loved it. (It was a total failure as the average person doesnt want to pay huge amounts for a ridiculous looking dork helmet).

    Ben raving about Meta's hand controller which he was sure was going to be the future of consumer electronics (The Neural Band). He was discussing how you could use it while your hand is in your jeans/pants pocket. Not quite thinking about how this would look while you're sat on the subway with someone sat opposite you.

    Ben discussing how the future of watching sports is in VR. Not considering how weird it would be to go to a friends house to watch the game and everyone has their own VR headset. Also not considering the fun of watching sports is doing it with other people.

    Basically, he has a huge issue with extracting his own liking of techy products to the average consumer who are basically nothing like Ben Thompson.

    • ksec 38 minutes ago
      This. Not sure why it it downvoted. The same with Patrick Moorhead, or in similar stance DED from Apple Insider etc.

      Just because you like something, doesn't mean it will succeed. These people will more likely using some sort of industry knowledge to form conclusion which conforms with their bias.

      On the flip side, just because you hated something doesn't mean it will fail. There are plenty of Apple haters who will write things that seems to make sense but completely misses the mark every single time.

  • gohome190 1 hour ago
    > Apple is targeting consumers, for whom traditional chatbot functionality is probably sufficient for the vast majority of their AI needs.

    I disagree strongly here. The chatbot is the furthest thing from sufficient for the average consumer. Take the newly announced feature that groups your compromised passwords together and offers to agentically change them all for you. Really cool! Could you do that via a chatbot interface? Sure. Would the average consumer? No.

  • eschatology 1 hour ago
    title is too biased and sensational

    first paragraph begins the article upon 2 very big and flawed statements:

    > Apple fans would, for years and years, sneer at Microsoft’s penchant for talking about products that may or may not ship, deriding them as vaporware.

    maybe some would, but as a whole I would say this is not a common thing

    > After Apple’s bungled 2024 launch of Apple Intelligence and new Siri, however, vaporware is fair game

    no it's not

    I didn't know about Project Solara so learned a new thing from the article, but I got the impression that it's not as big as the author tried to make it seem, felt very distant and forced.

    • drcongo 1 hour ago
      It only gets worse from there.
  • ramon156 48 minutes ago
    Wait what, is this a Microsoft ad in disguise?
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