25 comments

  • bkovacev 1 hour ago
    Jared Kushner tried a similar thing in Serbia[0] and failed after a public outrage.

    [0] https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/12/17/serbia-trump...

    • rapind 1 hour ago
      That Ivanka podcast interview about this island will go down as a masterpiece in tone-deafness. I assume there are already memes of it.
    • FireBeyond 8 minutes ago
      And Trump's plan to build a skyscraper on Australia's Gold Coast was nixed a month or two ago because his partner on it bailed because of its "toxic associations".
  • adjejmxbdjdn 8 minutes ago
    I simply don’t understand how American voters are fine with being robbed blind.

    Many countries have far more corrupt administrations than the current U.S. one, but even in the most degenerate ones none of them are as open about it.

    And it’s not just a political thing.

    Consider how the Chinese owned Smithfield’s is polluting lakes and land all over the Midwest with their highly intensive (and incredibly cruel) pig farming that is causing high cancer and mortality rates for the people living there, and yet the locals tend to support whatever Smithfield wants.

    • superloika 6 minutes ago
      It's because the massess are cattle themselves.
  • annagio_ 1 hour ago
    Half of Albania is butchered like this, beaches and green being destroyed to make resorts for the tourists to come. Go see Dermi or Vuno and then go see Borsh how clean it is, with no excavations at all or resorts being build.
    • whatever1 1 hour ago
      Don't forget that resorts et al typically belong to international capital, and the tourists rarely leave the premises.

      So what does the local economy get out of it? A few maids salary to clean up the tourist's shit?

      • hammock 21 minutes ago
        > Don't forget that resorts et al typically belong to international capital. What does the local economy get out of it?

        Same goes for any natural resource. Oil, precious metals, water, etc. Globalization feeds this behavior, but that’s a conversation people don’t usually want to have

      • dominotw 49 minutes ago
        what about tax revenue ?
        • whatever1 44 minutes ago
          Most resorts secure favorable tax deals directly from the central governments before they invest, accompanied by public announcements in the media about success of government in attracting international investments.

          So no tax the locals. During the construction phase there is some legitimate economy uplift (similar to datacenters). But after that nothing.

        • hedora 5 minutes ago
          I challenge you to find a single example anywhere on earth where redistribution of foreign tax revenue significantly improved the economic standing of the existing general population.
        • Tangurena2 27 minutes ago
          "Big money" tends to extort the same sort of tax deals that American sports stadiums get: they get huge tax breaks and while the registers at the stadium look like they're charging sales tax, that money goes directly to the stadium owners, not the government. Sometimes these deals are called "special economic zone".
        • woodpanel 19 minutes ago
          Tax revenue, local jobs, and the possiblity for entrepreneurs to build businesses around that possibility of tourists leaving the premise.

          With all that being said, I still think that overreliance on tourism is bad for a place in principle. Those places fossilize, the wealth of tourists overwhelmes local culture, it will create wrong incentives, draw in junk vendors, pick-pocketers, and AirBnB vultures making life more miserable for the locals. One can also be certain that the local hospitality operators will try to pass the least possible amount to locals by finding even cheaper employees from god knows where.

      • 1234letshaveatw 17 minutes ago
        such a stark contrast with all the hysteria over foreign tourists avoiding the US due to Trump that was posted here a few days ago. "Oh noes Trump is destroying the tourist economy!!!" vs. "only a few maids salary to clean up the tourist's shit"
    • esquire_900 24 minutes ago
      We happened to be in Borsh beach around a week or so ago, and that will be a tourist wreck in 2 years. Multiple working sites, 70% of the beach already claimed by beds.

      Quite laid-back in May / start of June, but I do not want to be there in the high season.

    • skinfaxi 44 minutes ago
      Same in Greece. Right off the coast of Albania, Corfu is seeing heavy development as well.
      • tweetle_beetle 2 minutes ago
        Corfu has been a mainstream holiday destination for Europeans for half a century. I don't think it's really in the same category as Albania.
    • Dkuku 1 hour ago
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  • totetsu 1 hour ago
    I wonder how many more things like this are happening under the radar around the world
    • billfor 37 minutes ago
      The article says: "If it was not Jared, they would not give a shit about what is happening in Albania," Rama said."
    • ToucanLoucan 1 hour ago
      Every time you hear about some corpo or another getting to "play a role in the development of $nation" it's pretty much always going to be some kind of bullshit that will employ a lot of locals for shit wages to provide a product or service to residents of the Global North.

      There are exceptions of course but the vast, vast, vast majority are tourist trapping and wealth extraction.

    • verminator468 1 hour ago
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    • guywithahat 1 hour ago
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      • b3lvedere 1 hour ago
        The resort would destroy lots and lots of species and nature:

        "Conservationists describe the wider zone, the Pishe Poro-Narta protected landscape, as one of the Mediterranean's last largely intact coastal wetlands, home to flamingos, more than 200 migratory bird species, Mediterranean monk seals and nesting loggerhead sea turtles."

      • mcmcmc 1 hour ago
        Protected environmental zone != normal tourist area. Crazy to post Fox News though, it is legally entertainment so has no obligation to report the facts.
      • locknitpicker 1 hour ago
        > What is wrong with building a resort in Albania? OP's link is down but it looks like they're building a pretty normal resort in a normal tourist area. This is a very boring story

        I'm not sure if you are trolling.

        From the article:

        > Albanian anti-corruption prosecutors froze the bank accounts of Albania Land Development, the company that bought beachfront plots for a luxury resort backed by Jared Kushner, as national protests against the project entered their seventh consecutive day. The preventive seizure was ordered by SPAK, the Special Prosecution Against Corruption and Organised Crime, as part of a property-fraud investigation into how land titles in a protected coastal wetland were acquired and how the area was stripped of its protected status.

        Furthermore.

        > In 2024, the Albanian Parliament passed special legislation reclassifying Sazan and the Pishe Poro-Narta area to permit large-scale development, the move that made the strategic investor designation possible; opposition parties and environmental groups argued the changes were written to accommodate Kushner-linked investors. One administrator of Albania Land Development, Redi Struga, has reportedly been subject to searches.

        And of course the old beaten down excuse.

        > Rama, a long-time friend of the Trump and Kushner families, claimed the anti-corruption and land defence campaign was being pushed by opponents of Donald Trump.

      • actionfromafar 1 hour ago
        Poe's Law.
    • 1over137 1 hour ago
      This is hardly under the radar, it’s all over the news.
      • frereubu 1 hour ago
        They mean an attempt like this, but one that they manage to keep quiet and out of the press.
      • pavel_lishin 1 hour ago
        I wonder, if I asked the next dozen people I meet, whether they would have any idea about this.
        • KPGv2 39 minutes ago
          The only people this is relevant to are Albanians. I don't expect an Albanian to know about data centers being built in Texas. Hell, I don't expect Michiganders to know about them.
  • mrKola 3 minutes ago
    RnB, BnB
  • Kapura 9 minutes ago
    I hate these rich motherfuckers so much. They are openly corrupt, and move through the world with impunity on a magic carpet of wealth. Not only must the individuals be stopped, but the systems that allow nonstate actors to wield effectively unlimited funds must be rebuilt.
  • ifjfkfkfkfj 25 minutes ago
    It is just Russia trying to undermine US president! We seen this type of protests several times!
  • sys_64738 49 minutes ago
    I thought Albania still had concrete bunkers around the coast to keep unwanted invaders OUT.
  • toasty228 1 hour ago
    The rich are getting too openly greedy and complacent again, they're slowly forgetting about history, can't wait to see how it pans out in the next decades.

    https://www.prosperosisle.org/spip.php?article1196

    • renegade-otter 47 minutes ago
      Which is ironic because Rae Kushner - his grandmother - is a legend. She has gone through some things.

      Now her grandson is wrecking Europe.

      https://www.npr.org/2018/05/04/560224531/trump-stories-kushn...

      • agnosticmantis 19 minutes ago
        Would you elaborate why she's considered a legend?

        She was certainly a victim and a refugee, of which we have many today, most being denied admission to the US. Are those all legends too?

      • lifestyleguru 38 minutes ago
        Present America is real estate developers all the way down.
        • Ccecil 19 minutes ago
          Real estate, Crypto and AI make up the 3 legged stool of US investment (from my perspective).

          In my area which is over 1/3 retired people this is where the majority of their investments seem to lie. Those who are simply relying on 401k or other investments are also at risk due to the lack of diversification. Since their investments are tied to those 3 things.

          If any of the legs of the stool go out...the whole thing goes down.

        • drstewart 24 minutes ago
          Wait till you see the housing market in other Anglo countries.
          • lifestyleguru 13 minutes ago
            Maybe it's not cheap but also not very available, quality is rather poor, you can rent it short term without any tenant rights?
      • justin66 30 minutes ago
        Never heard of her. His father, the tax evading felon recently pardoned by Trump, is rather more well known I would think. (But hardly a legend)
    • nullorempty 21 minutes ago
      All the great art should teach us that we can't take reaches to the grave, it's too bad that this is being forgotten.

      Then again, may be they already figured out how to make their lives meaningfully longer. I often think what drives 80 year old Bidens and Trumps to live the stressful POTUS life.

      And I can think of only one incentive. Weird thoughts, but otherwise the dots just don't connect.

      • avgDev 18 minutes ago
        Different people are driven by different things. Some people genuinely want to serve their nation and being a president is a huge honor to the family. You become part of history.

        Others may be serving their own interests as it gives them access to all information.

        Others may just want the power.

  • pjc50 1 hour ago
    • partial225 1 hour ago
      This led to the greatest trolling of an individual ever when they deliberately stuck a windfarm directly off the coast of his new golf course. He's spent a couple of decades spending countless millions in losing a bunch of court cases, and of course, to this day, constantly moans to anyone who will list about "windmills".

      As far as trolling goes, it's one of the greatest achievements in the history of mankind.

      • fooblaster 1 hour ago
        unfortunately this trolling has caused trump to try to halt all large offshore wind projects in the United States in federal land grants. it's terrible.
        • thefz 1 hour ago
          Yep absolutely this and not at all big oil money/interest.
          • Sharlin 1 hour ago
            Why not both?
          • foobarian 41 minutes ago
            What would be doubly ironic is if the gold course windmill farm was sponsored by big oil.
    • amiga386 1 hour ago
      For the gory details, see

      1. Donald Trump's Ego Trip - lessons for the new Scotland (2011) https://andywightman.scot/docs/trumpreport_v1a.pdf

      2. You've Been Trumped (2011) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr6efmndvps

    • thih9 34 minutes ago
      Wow! I especially like this:

      > Scottish people formed a Tripping Up Trump Campaign to make it more difficult to transfer the title to the land, and hundreds of people bought small interests in Forbes' property and became co-owners.

      Continued in another article[1]:

      > When it emerged at the end of January 2011 that Queen guitarist Brian May had agreed to the use of the band's song "Bohemian Rhapsody" in a film highlighting the plight of the families, Trump appeared to deny in a media statement that there had ever been an eviction threat, declaring "we have no interest in compulsory purchase and have never applied for it."

      [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_International_Golf_Links...

  • 0x59 32 minutes ago
    Silver lining - It's not oil/gas extraction or mining.
  • throw343 17 minutes ago
    Trump is gonna put tariffs on Albania very soon
  • lifestyleguru 39 minutes ago
    The T family acts as everyone expected and warned, they are not stopping, and they are even accelerating. I'm not sure what is the conclusion from this.
  • adf-aslk 1 hour ago
    This island was a Russian naval base in the cold war with hundreds of underground nuclear bunkers.

    Kushner apparently wants to build a billionaire resort with the protections required to insulate billionaires from their actions. Maybe UAE is too dangerous now.

    Here is another article. Try not to be put off by the Rothchild connections, they are mostly irrelevant and based on Kushner's own statements:

    https://tomselliott.substack.com/p/what-is-jared-kushner-act...

    • water-data-dude 1 hour ago
      If things ever get bad enough that the wealthy need underground nuclear bunkers, the underground nuclear bunkers aren't going to be enough to protect them. The ordinary people who did the electrical, plumbing, security, etc. know where you are, and no level of security will protect you from an angry mob with nothing to lose.
      • graphime 1 hour ago
        > The ordinary people who did the electrical, plumbing, security, etc. know where you are, and no level of security will protect you from an angry mob with nothing to lose.

        Governments around the world already keep many locations/facilities secret and hidden from the public.

        They will simply arrest you, or worse, just kill you.

        What’s your solution to that?

        • flohofwoe 34 minutes ago
          > Governments around the world already keep many locations/facilities secret and hidden from the public.

          Those cold war bunkers only had one purpose: to keep high ranking government and military peeps alive just long enough (up to 2 weeks or so) to make sure that mutual destruction is actually 'assured'. They were not meant as some sort of cradle of a new civilization or as a safe haven to survive a nuclear war (because there would be no place to return to anyway).

        • everyone 51 minutes ago
          Have you thought this through fully? In that case who'se supposed to be doing the arresting and killing? -- more ordinary people.

          Look at what happened to Ceaușescu for example. He went from being confident in his rule to dead 24 hours later.

          • jappgar 17 minutes ago
            Robots. That's why they're obsessed with AI and robotics.
          • graphime 50 minutes ago
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      • olmo23 33 minutes ago
        What about drones though
      • stevenpetryk 1 hour ago
        automated war machines are plenty to stop an angry mob imo.
        • esseph 52 minutes ago
          Now imagine an angry mob with automated war machines
          • CamperBob2 25 minutes ago
            Why do you think they're trying to regulate 3D printers and CNC machines all of a sudden?

            For that matter, what did you think gun control was for, exactly?

        • organsnyder 1 hour ago
          Maybe in some dystopian future. But right now there are still plenty of humans in the loop for supporting those machines.
        • everyone 50 minutes ago
          Yeah like the elites would have any clue how they operate, like any tech.
          • skinfaxi 18 minutes ago
            The Mexican cartels have kidnapped people and forced them to build telephony infra for them.
    • abirch 1 hour ago
      It looks like Thiel is betting on Argentina.
      • shevy-java 1 hour ago
        That would explain why Milei got so much US money already. I wonder when the people in Argentina wake up and realise this is a problem.
        • pjc50 1 hour ago
          Argentina has been a mess for decades.
      • java-man 1 hour ago
        as the custom goes, since 1945.
    • treis 34 minutes ago
      A billionaire resort with 10,000 hotel rooms...
  • hereme888 45 minutes ago
    The evidence so far hints more at Albania’s weak rule of law/property/environmental governance and ugly conflict-of-interest more than Kushner being part of some evil conspiracy.
    • cmrdporcupine 11 minutes ago
      Seems like a bit from both column A and column B, personally.
  • jeffbee 1 hour ago
    Are we sure they're not just negotiating over the price?
    • ddorian43 1 hour ago
      Yes. The whole bought media, party in-power, the opposition are against the protests and are trying to downplay them.

      Source: I live there. It's very easy to tell if you do.

      • tmaly 1 hour ago
        Is the project more of a private residence or something that would bring tourism to the local economy?
        • ddorian43 1 hour ago
          There are 2 projects here. And there is a lot of missing details from both.

          But what has happened before is that:

          The government gives free/cheap/exclusive public land to someone to build apartments/villas. They sell these to whoever wants to buy before starting construction. At the end of construction, with the profits, they build nice hotels at the frontline and keep for themselves without investing any of their own money in anything.

          So they will most likely build apartments in Narta, sell them to the populace, and keep Sazan for themselves as luxury resort.

          Something worse than this has started happening for high rises too, where they start selling before getting the permit even. So they don't invest their own money even to get the initial permit to start building.

          • foobarian 38 minutes ago
            So... it's like a kickstarter for real estate!
      • jeffbee 1 hour ago
        I'll take your word for it! But I reflexively add "... at this price" to such statements.
        • pjc50 1 hour ago
          People really don't get the idea of intangible cultural heritage and irreplaceable wetlands, do they? Not everything and everyone is for sale.
          • mothballed 1 hour ago
            "Wetlands" is poorly understood by commenters in places like USA because there it's largely used as a bad-faith disingenuous prop by development prohibition interests or those seeking to use regulatory capture against smaller business / small land owners.
        • ludicrousdispla 1 hour ago
          This isn't the Albanian people's first rodeo...

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997_Albanian_civil_unrest

        • notrealyme123 1 hour ago
          What do the locals have from a higher price?
        • kelipso 1 hour ago
          Protests by the masses and business negotiations are very different.
        • ddorian43 1 hour ago
          Very hard for the general public to gain things though.

          It's too luxury, most likely will pay no taxes for years, you can import workers from elsewhere, etc etc.

          It's not the first time this kind of thing happens in Albania and we've already seen results.

          Normal people will just never be able to go there again. People in power will either get millions or 1+ free apartment/villa, or heavily discounted price (depends on how much power you have).

          I was literally kitesurfing when they came and added fences to the road to block access to the beach.

        • philipwhiuk 34 minutes ago
          Stop the financialisation of everything.

          (Or if you prefer because you are unable to compute that, the price is upfront $70,000 trillion (2025 prices) - cash only)

  • HumblyTossed 1 hour ago
    Some of the messaging around this by the people trying to build this out is so tone deaf. I think they know and that's why they're building bunkers.
    • kilroy123 49 minutes ago
      Which is actually pretty shortsighted.

      What if we just made a strong middle class? Made sure they had a LOT more money? Then they could just buy more stuff and services.

    • Sharlin 1 hour ago
      These poor billionaires are just trying to make ends meet like any of us.
  • qwlart 1 hour ago
    Weird flagging in this submission. Pointing out that billionaires build nuclear bunkers is not allowed even though it is public knowledge.
  • shevy-java 1 hour ago
    The USA is currently run by oligarchs. They try to buy their way into other countries via corruption. How much kickback did the government of Albania get already? It is highly suspicious how supportive they are of Trump.
    • nullorempty 41 minutes ago
      You can be sure they are getting paid off. It's sickening.

      In the past the wealthy families would fund building churches, hospitals, housing for poor.

      Nowadays' oligarchs aren't that kind.

    • andix 1 hour ago
      Incompetent oligarchs. If you can't even successfully bribe the Albanian or Serbian government, you are just really bad at corruption. Those are (sadly) among the most corrupt countries in the world.

      edit: the governments appear to be supportive, but obviously aren't as supportive as they could be. Probably taking the bribe and not doing as much as they could.

    • ddorian43 1 hour ago
      When Trump was running for the first time, the prime minister was extremely against Trump and even ridiculed him publicly on interviews "shame of our civilization" https://foreignpolicy.com/2016/04/13/albanian-prime-minister...

      Which backfired after Trump won twice in US. But it's just business.

  • orwin 1 hour ago
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    • titzer 1 hour ago
      Unlike most places in Europe, America has never had a revolution where they deposed the ruling class and those with political power. Americans tell themselves they live in a free country with a government run by the people. It is increasingly obvious that that is a lie.
      • jdross 45 minutes ago
        we regularly depose those with political power. In elections.

        And the wealthy die or stop participating within around 30 yrs of becoming wealthy normally. And compete themselves across idiology. Soros, Koch, Musk and Moskowitz all have very different packages of political beliefs they advocate vs each other

      • everyone 46 minutes ago
        I always point this out too. They had a war of independence, the main goal of which was so the elite slave owning class wouldn't have to pay tax. Yet they call it a revolution.

        They have never had an actual revolution akin to French revolution and the July revolution.

      • gnerd00 46 minutes ago
        except the courts are somewhat functional, and the law has a lot of pro-privacy and pro-consumer basis. It is not so simple as "lie" but, the clay feet of the idol are showing today.
  • gigatexal 1 hour ago
    YES! More of this. Such places and people are not for sale. What kind of sickos think they can just see a place and say "I've got money, these know-nothing-barefoot-fools will take our money and let us rape their lands!"?

    And on top of that it's Trump kids, yeet them into the sea.

  • roysting 1 hour ago
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    • dang 10 minutes ago
      If you've read https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html, this is obviously not what this site is for, so please don't post like this.
    • toasty228 48 minutes ago
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      • hedora 28 minutes ago
        KMFDMs latest album cover is spot on:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enemy_(KMFDM_album)

        (Judging from the lyrics, there’s a reason they went with orange.)

        • homeonthemtn 24 minutes ago
          Omg I didn't realize they still put out albums
      • panzagl 19 minutes ago
        It's the Innsmouth look.
      • sorokod 27 minutes ago
        vampire squid (Vampyroteuthis infernalis, lit. 'vampire squid from hell') is actually a thing.
      • hammock 28 minutes ago
        Is this meant to be an anti-Jewish remark? Or just eugenicist more generally
        • bcrosby95 10 minutes ago
          He's talking about billionaires.
        • toasty228 18 minutes ago
          Mostly anti parasitic, all shared common traits between all the sociopaths in charge of big companies/institutions not my problem, it's a good line of defense I admit, but I fear it works less and less since people see through the bs more easily these days.
          • cmrdporcupine 14 minutes ago
            You may want to pick a broader range of samples for your examples then, since both Zuck and Kushner being Jewish and you choosing those two names specifically...

            Concerns can be raised.

            • toasty228 11 minutes ago
              Sure: Altman, Dario, Karp, oh... wait... Well at least we have Musk and Thiel
    • kevin_thibedeau 43 minutes ago
      They want to upstage Putin's Black Sea palace in a place where they can bribe their way out of extradition.
    • hereweare26 46 minutes ago
      This kind of talk used to be a lot more common in our grandparents' time. It's sad to see the best and the brightest of our times going back to it.
      • hedora 18 minutes ago
        Your point is that the rhetoric of the late 1800s running into WWII was, by far, the worst thing that happened during that time period, just like now?

        I emphatically disagree.

        However, there was widespread vilification of cephalopods on all sides of multiple wars during that time period:

        https://neverwasmag.com/2017/08/the-octopus-in-political-car...

        (To be clear, I don’t hate any sea creatures.)

      • RobotToaster 11 minutes ago
        You mean when the industrial revolution put a lot of people out of work, and lowered living standards for most workers?

        Gee, I wonder what could be happening that's similar to that.

      • superloika 30 minutes ago
        Our grandparents were right, and right to say this.
        • cmrdporcupine 21 minutes ago
          I think parent poster is implying that the language is directed at or about Kushner's Jewish ethnicity.

          Which I don't think is the intent of anybody in this thread. We're just talking about them being privileged and rich.

          I do think it's important to avoid accidental or deliberate anti-Semitism when talking here though. Epstein and Kushner being Jewish has zero to do with their vileness, but for a segment of the population it's all too easy to unconsciously (or worse, consciously) make a linkage between old vile anti-Semitic conspiracy theories about Rothschilds or whatever.

      • toasty228 43 minutes ago
        lmao, every. single. time.

        Criticise a jewish person for something completely unrelated: infinite amount of green accounts created on the spot come in and start vaguely referencing "ThE DaRkEsT TiMe In HiStOrY".

        • jazzyjackson 13 minutes ago
          OP did say “his kind”, leaving it as an exercise for the reader
      • dopple 42 minutes ago
        It would indeed be surprising to hear people say this if you completely ignore the words and actions of the Epstein class and the overwhelming amount of pain and suffering they afflict on everyone else.
  • Havoc 27 minutes ago
    It’s crazy that the US is now run by these clowns out to enrich themselves
    • the_doctah 24 minutes ago
      Crazy how if I point out Democrats doing it I will get downvoted
      • avgDev 13 minutes ago
        Do it.

        Both sides SHOULD BE calling out those using the office to enrich themselves. Also, looking at their own party.

        We cannot go forward as a nation when people rally up behind their party and only see the issues with the other party.

        You have to be blind not to see the crypto grift from the current admin. No republican or democrat has ever done that before.

      • thepryz 11 minutes ago
        Out of curiosity, do you have a similar example of a Democrat doing something like this?

        Most left leaning people I know aren’t exactly happy with Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading activities and are in full support of outlawing Congress from actively trading and are willing to hold Dems accountable for other unscrupulous actions.

      • buellerbueller 6 minutes ago
        ok, show us some facts, buddy
  • armchairhacker 30 minutes ago
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  • appplication 1 hour ago
    This is off topic and I understand we’re not supposed to comment on such things, but was anyone else mystified by the decisions that went into the scroll progress bar up top (on mobile)? It seems to be two part, where part of it would accurately reflect your scroll state, while the other had some weird latency associated with it. And then it ended up hidden behind the top of page blur unless you scrolled very aggressively, to the point where the blur could not keep up.
    • antiframe 59 minutes ago
      It works for me. I didn't dismiss the first dickover, but did dismiss the second dickover. Scrolled all the way to the bottom smoothly (minus the pause for the second dickover).